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Purudu Posthe Lancham lyrics- from Broker- Touching Song on Corruption

2011-02-01T07:57:00.000-08:00

Purudu Posthe lancham , boddukosthe lancham , amma paalakanna munde parichayamee lancham
Purudu Posthe Lancham - from Broker- Touching Song on Corruption
Movie-Broker (Telugu) RP Patnaik
Singer-Priya Subramanian
Lyrics-Chaitanya Prasad

పురుడు పోస్తే లంచం, బొడ్డుకోస్తే లంచం, అమ్మ పాలకన్న ముందే పరిచయమీ లంచం,
బతకడానికి లంచం , ఎదగడానికి లంచం, అంతరాత్మని తాక్కటు పెట్టేది లంచం,
నిజాము నిజమని నమ్మాలంటే లంచం, అబద్దం నిజమంటూ నమ్మించే లంచం,
లంచాలు లేనట్టి మంచిప్రపంచం కావ్వాలన్న కాని ఇవ్వాలీ లంచం,

పసిపాప ముద్దిస్తే చాక్లెట్టు లంచం, పిల్లోడు పాసైతే సెల్ ఫోను లంచం,
ఇల్లాలు సేవలకు నేక్లేస్సు లంచం, శ్రీవరికివ్వాలి కౌగిల్ల లంచం,
ఇంటింట సరదాగా మొదలైన లంచం, ఇంతింతై లోకాన్ని కమ్మిందీ లంచం,
ప్రేమల్లోన లంచం, పెళ్లిల్లోనా లంచం, అనుబందాల్ని వేళ్ళతో ఆడించే లంచం.

నిరుపేద బతుకుల్ని పీల్చేదీ లంచం , పిడికిట్లో మెతుకులను దోచేదీ లంచం,
ప్రాజెక్ట్ లంటూ బొక్కేదీ లంచం, గుడిలోని దేవుణ్ణి మింగేదీ లంచం,
డ్యూటీ చాటున సాగు లూటీ లంచం, అభివృద్దిని నట్టేట్లో ముంచేదీ లంచం,
బర్త్ ప్రూఫ్ కి లంచం, డెత్తుప్రూఫ్ కి లంచం, వల్లకాటికి పోయినా వీడదీ లంచం,
నీతి లేని లంచం జాతిలేని లంచం, తెల్ల దొరలను మరిపించే లంచం.

A Funny Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

2009-09-24T08:56:00.000-07:00

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc….

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 6:30pm.

Nothing has happened till now......... ......... .... but who knows. So please forward.

Don't Give Up/Stop Loving

2009-07-09T08:44:00.000-07:00

There was this guy who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again.

A man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him.

But the boy said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?"

Don't give up loving.Don't give up your goodness.
Even if people around you sting . . .
LOVE ALL..

The Reason Why A Thin Girl Cannot Find Her Mr.Right

2009-07-09T08:41:00.001-07:00

So Gals Don't Say NO to MEALS.....
Eat Healthy..... :-)

REAL SUSPENSE

2009-07-02T07:47:00.000-07:00

REAL SUSPENSE

>This is really a great suspense...!!!!!
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>A man is driving down the road and breaks down near
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>Do you think I could stay the night?
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>the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,
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>even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep,
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>The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to
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Nivio - world’s Windows based online desktop

2009-07-02T07:46:00.001-07:00

Nivio is the smart new service that makes every computer yours

Your personal Windows desktop on any computer in the world. All you need is a web browser and internet access, and you'll find all your files and software just as you left them. >>> Visit <<<

Microsoft Office Comes to the Browser

2009-07-02T07:40:00.000-07:00

The next release of Microsoft Office will include browser-based versions of some of its main office software products - Word, Excel, PowerPoint and OneNote.
The apps will work in IE, Firefox and Safari browsers >>> More

Future of Dating

2009-07-01T11:46:00.000-07:00

Computer Security

2009-07-01T11:44:00.001-07:00

Microsoft Vs Google -Yahooooo

2009-07-01T11:42:00.000-07:00

Swine Flu-(Funny Side)

2009-07-01T11:35:00.000-07:00

How it Started?

How to Eat -Swine Flu

How to Kiss-Swine Flu

Final Stage

After The Crisis: 15 Corporate Logos

2009-03-30T14:20:00.001-07:00

Got a Wrong Job??

2009-03-30T14:07:00.000-07:00

Maggi

2008-12-17T18:32:00.000-08:00

Exam

2008-12-17T18:31:00.000-08:00

DDD

2008-12-17T18:30:00.000-08:00

Lerner

2008-12-17T18:29:00.000-08:00

Desk

2008-12-17T18:27:00.000-08:00

Bank

2008-07-10T13:21:00.000-07:00

DARE to Drive this Bike

2008-07-10T13:19:00.001-07:00

T EA M WORK

2008-07-10T13:09:00.000-07:00

Today's LESSON

2008-07-10T12:53:00.000-07:00

2008-07-10T12:50:00.000-07:00

An Atheist Professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella.Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
(Student does not answer.)
Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Prof: So, who created them?
(Student has no answer.)
Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?
Student: No, sir.
Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, or smelled your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol,science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.
Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Prof: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as cold?
Prof: Yes.
Student: No sir. There isn't.
(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.There is no such thing as cold.Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,
flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker,wouldn't you?
Prof: So what is the point you a! re making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God.You are viewing the concept of God as something finite,something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a
thought.It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen,much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,yes, of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes,sir?
(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour,are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a preacher rather than a scientist?
(The class is in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class ! breaks out into laughter.)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain,felt it, touched or smelled it?
No one appears to have done. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol,science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it, sir.. The link between man & God is FAITH.That is all that keeps things moving & alive.
Now guess who the student is ?????
That young man was Dinesh Reddy...... Ha Ha....not me...he was Vivekananda

They've found Popeye's mom....

2008-07-10T12:41:00.000-07:00

finally .........

HAPPINESS

2008-07-10T12:40:00.001-07:00

SAVE TREES - TREES SAVE

2008-07-10T12:24:00.001-07:00

Diet Cola

2008-07-10T10:30:00.001-07:00

All About Wife

2008-07-10T10:26:00.000-07:00

Can I Call You Back?

2008-07-10T10:24:00.000-07:00

FUNNY DOG CARTOONS

2008-07-10T10:20:00.000-07:00

Today's CARTOON

2008-07-10T10:12:00.000-07:00

Innovation !!!

2008-07-10T10:06:00.000-07:00

Your Personality

2008-07-10T10:05:00.000-07:00

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals: King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana.

Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is ....
Orangutan = dull/stupid
Ape = foolish
Monkey = idiot
King Kong = stupid

Why?????

Coconut tree never has bananas..... ...!!

COMING or GOING

2008-07-10T10:04:00.000-07:00

What is love and marriage

2008-07-10T10:02:00.000-07:00

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?”

The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: - you can go through them only once & cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders….may be there is a bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger one… but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he starts to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, “…this is love… you keep looking for better ones, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person….”

“What is marriage then?” the student asked.

The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium sized corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to t he teacher.
The teacher told him, “this time you bring back a corn…. you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get…. this is marriage.”*

See both sides of the story - BBC WORLD

2008-07-10T09:59:00.000-07:00

see both sides of the story - BBC WORLD

Job Fair in China

2008-07-10T09:56:00.000-07:00

Thank God Was not there

Today's CREATIVITY

2008-07-10T09:52:00.000-07:00

I would like to buy some cyanide !

2008-07-10T09:48:00.000-07:00

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different.
You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

What does Love mean?

2008-06-12T17:16:00.000-07:00

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See below...

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."
Rebecca- age 8

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."
Noelle - age 7

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine - age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day"
Mary Ann - age 4

Atitude is Everything

2007-09-07T05:08:00.001-07:00

Female IT Experts

2007-09-07T05:05:00.001-07:00

This Generation is Very Fast...

2007-09-07T04:59:00.000-07:00

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Women Car Vs Man Car

2007-09-07T04:55:00.000-07:00

Women Car :)
Deffinetly Male :)

SoftWare Eng.Expaining Water Fall Model

2007-09-07T04:52:00.000-07:00

Appraisal Process

2007-08-20T22:42:00.000-07:00

Before Appraisal
At the Time of Appraisal

After Appraisal

Four Liquid Stages of Life

2007-08-20T22:39:00.000-07:00

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

2007-03-05T22:13:00.000-08:00

Corporate Culture

2007-03-05T21:50:00.000-08:00

The el oo we ee-THE LOVE

2007-03-05T21:48:00.000-08:00

WESTERN vs EASTERN love

2007-03-05T21:40:00.000-08:00

WESTERN vs EASTERN love

Today's SMS

2007-03-05T21:31:00.000-08:00

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Today's PHOTO-Nippu

2007-03-05T21:25:00.000-08:00

Beautiful pictures are developed by negatives in a dark room. So if u see darkness in your life assume that God is making a beautiful picture for you..........

Fun On Computer

2007-02-15T04:12:00.000-08:00

Try this :
Click "start" -> "Run" -> paste the following code below -> now press enter

cmd /r for %a in (d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z) do subst %a: %windir%

Now open "My Computer" window... Now be wondered to see your "My Computer" Window...
Sree...

"Never do anything to others that you don't like for yourself "

[Run the following command on the same procedure to get off the drives

cmd /c for %a in (d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z) do subst %a: /D
or
Log off and log back in to your computer]

The Ultimate Marketing Strategy

2006-09-05T05:25:00.000-07:00

In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver, 3M sought a strong image for their security glass. They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it with REAL BANKNOTES. Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but obviously the glass remains intact! This is what you call having faith in your own product..

Lock your computer without pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del

2006-09-05T05:22:00.000-07:00

Try this and create the icon to lock the machine on your desktop

1. Right click an empty spot on the desktop, point to New and click Shortcut.
2. In the Create Shortcut dialog box, copy the following into the 'Type the location' of the item text box:"rundll32 user32.dll,LockWorkStation" remove quotes while typing.
3. Click Next.
4. In "Type a name for this shortcut", type LOCK and Click Finish.
5. Now just click on that icon to lock your computer without pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del.

Picture That Must have in UR Ofice Desk

2006-08-29T00:36:00.000-07:00

Always Boss first

2006-07-08T03:17:00.000-07:00

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a Meeting.

On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.

They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.

"Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.

"Pfufffff, and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm"

Moral: "Always allow ur boss to speak first"

It's Just a Chair

2006-07-06T10:09:00.000-07:00

It's Just a Chair

Howz That ! Crazy Cricket

2006-07-05T02:28:00.000-07:00

Movie Mistakes

2006-06-29T23:32:00.000-07:00

Facts abt nokia fones

2006-06-29T23:11:00.000-07:00

Lets Try this out and chk whether this information is true....
Interesting Facts -

NOKIA Mobile PhonesSome interesting facts for your Nokia Mobile Phone.

1)Imagine your mobile battery is very low, you are expecting an important Call and you don't have a charger.

Nokia instrument comes with reserve battery.

To activate,
key is*3370#
your mobile will restart with this Reserve and your instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.

This Reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.

2)The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.

If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency.

Dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you.

Do share this important info with others too.

Hope you'll never need to use it though!

And interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even while the keypad is locked.

Try it out!

Missile Balloons

2006-06-29T22:59:00.000-07:00

Tie these balloons to your car then drive fast down the road

Don't give up Loving . . .

2006-06-29T09:06:00.000-07:00

There was this guy who saw a scorpion floundering around in the water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried to get the scorpion out of the water, but the scorpion stung him again.

A man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion that kept stinging him.

But the boy said: "It is the nature of the scorpion to sting. It is my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it is the nature of the scorpion to sting?"

Don't give up loving.Don't give up your goodness.
Even if people around you sting . . .
LOVE ALL

Horrific F1 accident...

2006-06-29T09:03:00.000-07:00

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Football Madness

2006-06-29T08:48:00.000-07:00

TWO great TICKETs
A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty.

""This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use it?

"He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral."

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger?

2006-06-27T06:57:00.000-07:00

1. Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back.
2. Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips.
3. Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split.

4. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represent parents, it can be open, cause all human does go thru sick and dead. Which is our parents will leave us one day.
5. Please close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too.
6. Now close up your second finger, open up your little finer, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live.
7. Nevertheless, close up your little finer, try to open your fourth finger which we put our wedding ring, you will be surprise to find that it cannot be open at all. Because it represent husband and wife, this whole life you will be attach to each other.

Thumb represent parents
Second finger represent brothers & sisters
Centre finger represent own self
Fourth finger represent your partner
Last finger represent your children

Maths Miracle

2006-06-13T06:49:00.000-07:00

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321

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1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

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1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

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9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

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Unknown PDF Feature

2006-06-13T06:44:00.000-07:00

You can listen to any PDF instead of reading with Adobe Reader 7 .0 Or 6.0
The short cut is:

Ctrl+shift+b - to hear the entire Document
Ctrl+shift+v - to hear the page
Ctrl+shift+c - to resume
Ctrl+shift+e - to stop

Open any PDF File and test....
Gud Luck

Nokia -CODES & DESCRIPTIONS

2006-06-08T21:25:00.000-07:00

*3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%
#3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR)
*#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time
*#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec
*#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type
*#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work
*#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number)
#pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
#pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
#pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
#pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols)
*#147# (vodafone) this lets you know who called you last
*#1471# Last call (Only vodofone)
*#21# Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted to
*#2640# Displays security code in use
*#30# Lets you see the private number
*#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your phone.
*#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to
*#62# Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unreachable (no service)" calls are diverted to
*#67# Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" are diverted to
*#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330
*#73# Reset phone timers and game scores
*#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible
*#7760# Manufactures code
*#7780# Restore factory settings
*#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110
*#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again
*#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem
**21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered
**61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered
**67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered
12345 This is the default security code
press and hold # Lets you switch between lines
*#3283# or *#DATE# Date of Manufacture
*#682371158412125# Software Version

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